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>> Monday, October 09, 2006

British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.

During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency,

Look at the value of the alphabet:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?

This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.

Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said,

"I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

2 అభిప్రాయాలు:

spandana October 10, 2006 10:49 pm  

చాలా బాగుంది. కానీ రైల్వేలను లాభాలబాటలో పరిగెత్తిస్తున్నాడని అమెరికా యూనివర్శిటీలు ఆయన మీద పరిశోధనలు చేస్తున్నాయట! ఇక మీదట ఇలాంటి జోకులకు చెల్లుచీటీ ఏమొ!
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Anonymous October 10, 2006 11:07 pm  

చాలా బాగుందండీ. మనోడి దెబ్బకి ఆంగ్లపోడికి దిమ్మతిరిగి ఉండాలి. లాలూనా మజాకా?